So I don't really enjoy watching the Hills, but I can't stop. I at the very least need to read the episode summaries. I really appreciate the sarcastic tone most bloggers, even the MTV.com one, take with the series. Anyway, as most of you know, the show is on its final season.
So I've decided the following:
1) I hate how forced the dialog has become. I know it's scripted, but I don't need to be reminded.
2) I sort of miss the Heidi/Spencer drama, that was the best part of the train wreck.
3) I'm super jealous of the cast. Their lives consist of: fake working at awesome places, lunching, sitting around on couches gossiping, clubbing and my most favorite: taking impromptu vacations on a private jet.
I think I could totally whine about how Brody won't sleep with me and I'm not sure if my sister has been eaten by aliens if it meant I'd get shipped to Costa Rica to force interaction with a hot bartender the production crew lined up to make out with me in a bikini. Rough life.
I'm going to go back to eating my fruit roll-up at my desk at a company that doesn't have much celebrity appeal now...
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