me: so i'm listening to the real world's latest episode and the homophobe just got grossed out by a vag
LV: haha
uh oh
me: hmmmmm
maybe he's gay!
LV: yeahhhh
uh so im going to drop out of law school, i have a business idea instead
me: no no no
but tell me what it is
you can't drop out tho
i need you to be my legal team
LV: ha
i want to write a book of flow charts
to guide one through life
me: ok
LV: like 'are you on a date'
me: i like it
flow charts are totally in right now
LV: i also have 'should you light this person on fire'
and 'should i pull my car over'
'should i pull my car over?' (is there smoke coming from beneath your hood? is there a cop with his lights on behind you? is there a guy holding a chainsaw hitchhiking?
me: yes
LV: are you an employee of a crematorium with the necessary paperwork?
me: i think you'd be good at that
LV: --> is the person actually dead?
i think so too
millions!
me: totes*
it'd be best if you could get a book deal BEFORE you write it
so you get some money
and we could do research
traveling or something
LV: yeah
btw, am making your schedule now
oooh good idea
me: oh good
btw, my earring hole is not getting better
LV: can you figure out how thats done?
uh oh
me: my ear lobe swollen?
i don't know how to do it if you're not a celebrity
no ? sorry
LV: yeah
that's annoying. i'm not, yet.
me: i know
wtf
why aren't we famous?
LV: why aren't we?
we should be
me: it's ridiculous
LV: and how can i be, if i dont get a book deal
me: it's a chicken and egg situation
LV: its a visicious circle
me: yes
LV: it is.
rotten
